i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
One of the saddest fucking sentences in the history of saddest fucking sentences.
if you didn’t read the book, it sounds like he’s talking about blazing one
i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand
|—||Stella Young on why the saying “the only disability in life is a bad attitude,” is bullshit. (via spasticfantastic1995)|
she’s whispering it and the fact that he doesn’t even have to strain to hear her makes them even more adorable
its so perfect
cause its a character we all refused to admit was dead
wearing a shirt of a character he refused to admit was dead
the power of denial
dont give canadians money
U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing
ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.
is canada even real
the whole country is a fucking theme park
Get at our level, punks.
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters